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Cinema & Reality: A Comedy about Europe

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06

2008

Indiana Jones and the Freaks

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 Dukal
Shops, films, magazines… and even a day in the calendar. Nowadays, the “freak” market is serious business. Last Sunday, International Freak Day took place, an incredibly important event for Europe’s weirdest inhabitants. It marked the end of the party for those characters who, with both the release of Indiana Jones and the Eurovision Song Contest (from now on referred to as Eurofreak), had an busy, strange and entertaining week.

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05

2008

EuroTrash

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 Dukal
Italy’s waste disposal problem has extended further into the north of the country. Since May Day this year there has been one town in particular that stinks of donkey shit: Verona. A group of twenty-something Nazis savagely beat up a 29 year old man with long hair that refused to give them a cigarette. Nicola Tommasoli died after 5 days in a coma in hospital. Nicola Tommasoli is one victim more of Euro trash.

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05

2008

1 May: No working on International Worker’s Day

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Probably the most stupidest celebration that ever existed. I’m referring to International Worker’s Day, which is celebrated on 1 May by not working. I don’t get it, it’s as if we should therefore spend International Day of Sexual Violence assaulting women or driving like maniacs on the International Day Without Cars.

I leave you for a second time with one of my coolest non-work colleagues from cinema: “the Dude”


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04

2008

Gay people don’t exist

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They’ve had a funny turn over at the European commission. On 24 April, Brussels announced that they’ll be keeping a proposalto protect homosexuals in the face of any discrimination in the EU’s 27 member states firmly in the closet. Looks like it’s only cool to be gay in the movies, because in real life, evidently it’s not, unless you are being discriminated against in the workplace, which is where EU legislation protects the most at the moment.

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04

2008

The Savages are your family


Some people are afraid of ageing. But I think that there are loads of good points about getting old. I can’t deny that walking around without a nappy, having my own teeth and my own erections is not a huge advantage of being young, but equally I wouldn’t be disgusted at the thought of taking an early retirement.

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04

2008

Rafael Azcona leaves this ‘Belle Epoque’

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The best screenplayer in Spanish cinema of all time decided to go on strike this week in Madrid forever. With 95 screenplays under his belt, he probably died of one last laughing fit, the likes of which many of us have enjoyed thanks to his genius dialogues. After a battle with lung cancer, he leaves us as he was always in the habit of doing, with stealth and grandeur.

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03

2008

Chaplin and co strike with the rest of Europe

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Relax… (Foto: Rasso)

In the first weeks of March, almost half of Europe exercised their right to strike. Seems terrible; not because people have to strike to fight for their rights, but because I am convinced that being human means that we shouldn’t have to work. The famous saying “El trabajo dignifica al hombre” seems to have expired. Welcome to the era of contemplation, my friends.

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03

03

2008

Thieving sausages in European parliament

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 Dukal
Thieves and Polices (Pic: Dukal)

Brussels are going classic in their fashion collection this spring. Whilst eighties styles are currently screaming out of all high street windows, the European parliament seems to have opted for something a little more out of the middle ages. On 27 February a secret audit was leaked, revealing that MEPs dispense of their salaries rather suspiciously. But no need to spread panic – they themselves decided not to make this public, via a democratic vote. Seems the juror and his court have become the same person – in beautiful ‘vintage’ fashion.

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02

2008

Razzies 2008: The ‘anti-Oscars’

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Golden Raspberry (Foto:alexajbully)

Whilst the whole world was dazzled by the lights of the 80th Oscar ceremony (http://www.cafebabel.com/en/article.asp?T=T&Id=13952) on 24 February, the awards which really celebrated American cinema had already taken place. The night before the Oscars, the Golden Raspberry (‘Razzies’ to friends) took place, honouring the worst American films of the year. A funny, honest act which merits your attention far more than the wanker fashion parade that takes place on the red carpet in LA’s Kodak Theatre.

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01

2008

Superheroes or villains?

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Adios 2007

Every year I wonder the same thing. What was worse? Was it 2007 itself, or the fact that it was a year in which I had the bad luck to come across certain rubbish films? I decide on the latter - these bad films unabashedly formed part of 2007's successes and failures.

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Sun gone down on Robert Redford's Sundance Film Festival?

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El Baile del Sol

On 17 January 2008, far away in a hidden resort town in the mountains of Utah, the 24th annual edition of the Sundance Film Festival started. For many it's a cinematographic oasis in a creative American desert, a light in the murk of those events in American cinema (i.e. Oscars, Golden Globes and other run-of-the-board ceremonies

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01

2008

Garapos for human rights

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Libertad de Expresión

On the eve of the International Day for Human Rights on 10 December, the Castro brothers decided to arrest all those who protested in favour of the freedom of expression on the streets of the Cuban capital. Curious celebration for such an important date, especially when it took place on the same day that Cuba announced the ratification of two pacts to protect those rights.

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11

2007

EU Oscars: happy birthday, European cinema!

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Romania, Germany, Britain and France go neck-to-neck in the best film award category at the European Film Awards this December

Next Saturday 1 December, the European Film Academy marks its twentieth anniversary in the city of Berlin, muse of Wim Wenders, the German director who is also an academy founder. In this edition of the annual 'European Oscars' (where the films are of a much higher quality than those from America), French cinema dominates nominations. British and German cinema are also well represented. Romania is in the running to take the award for best film whilst Spanish cinema, however, makes a notable absence.

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